Customer Review: This Toothpaste is Dysfunctional - Have I Been Conned?
submitted by user CavityPr00f69, Jun 10, 2020 - 07:23:25pm
Let me start off by saying that I am a law-abiding American who brushes his teeth two times every day. Maybe I’ve missed a flossing now and then, but I understand and value the importance of oral health, fresh breath, and dental safety. That said, even though this has been hailed as the best toothpaste in the world,, I have to rate this product zero stars based on the experiences of my order.
I’m a no frills kind of guy- I don’t buy brand-name clothes or commodities. I tend to be borderline stingy, and so the price tag on this product really made me hesitate. $180,000,000,000 for just a single year’s supply of toothpaste? Yet I had so many friends who swore by the ability of this toothpaste to restore and protect teeth. A healthy smile is priceless, isn’t it? I felt like I had to pay for it.
Things started to go wrong at delivery. First of all, the packaging immediately explains the expense - I was hoping that I was paying big bucks for effective ingredients and high quality mouth hygiene, but it’s clear that most of the money went to the military-grade tank and full riot gear that my toothpaste arrived in. Not only did it seem unnecessary, but it also was pretty alarming to find on my porch. What kind of message does this send about what it takes to keep teeth safe?
With so much attention (and $$$!) clearly paid to the exterior, I found that the product itself was severely lacking. Not only did this toothpaste fail to clean my mouth sufficiently, it actively damaged many of my teeth. Maybe it provided some small benefit to the few teeth that were already healthiest, but it addressed none of the underlying causes of plaque buildup or mouth-dwelling bacteria, and actually increased unhealthy conditions in many parts of my mouth.
The packaging claims that the active ingredients in this product are justice, protection and honorable service, but in doing further research I was shocked to learn that the actual composition includes white supremacy and 25-40% domestic abusers - well above the ADA recommended dose of 0%. These are not substances I want to be putting into my mouth or into my children! How is this legal to market as toothpaste?
Overall, I am very unhappy with this product. I think a recall on this product should be seriously considered based on the significant health threats posed in addition to its inadequacy to perform its stated purpose. I would like a full refund, or else a new line of product that thoughtfully and humanely addresses the conditions that cause tooth decay rather than targeting the teeth themselves. This product might not even be a toothpaste at all!
As I said earlier, I fully recognize the importance of oral health, but I also observe that many other countries seem to enjoy oral hygiene and gorgeous smiles with much less aggressive toothpastes.
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